Dawood's damaakheydaar daawat
My deep throat from Dubai has just given me a lowdown on the sumptuous fare served for his daamad Javed Miandad & his retinue. The menu sounds explosive. The guests must have had a blast. I wancha to drool over it.
Starters:
Daniel Pearl's Mutton Chops
Osama’s Kabuli Kebabs
Monica Bedi’s Chicken Tikka
With Al Bukhatir’s Sharjah Soup
Main Course:
Lashkar-e-Toiba’s Kashmiri Pulao
Azhar Bhai’s Hyderabadi Biriyani
Babbar Khalsa’s Makki di Roti
Guru Satnam’s Punjabi Naans
Sideys:
Salman’s Black Buck Roast
Sanjay Dutt’s Bombay Duck
Musharaff’s Lahoori curry
Saddam Hussein’s Baingan Baath
Malaika Kofta
Aishwarya Raita
And Ram Gopal Verma’s Masala Paapad
Desserts:
Mandakini’s Ras Malai
Nagma’s Gulab Jamun
Arun Gawli’s Shrikand
Booze:
Molotov Cocktails
Al Qaeida’s Bloody Mary
Cigarettes:
Salem Cigarettes with best compliments from Abu Salem.
Take Aways:
KPS Gill’s Moochad Paan
Julio Ribeiro’s Supari
Starters:
Daniel Pearl's Mutton Chops
Osama’s Kabuli Kebabs
Monica Bedi’s Chicken Tikka
With Al Bukhatir’s Sharjah Soup
Main Course:
Lashkar-e-Toiba’s Kashmiri Pulao
Azhar Bhai’s Hyderabadi Biriyani
Babbar Khalsa’s Makki di Roti
Guru Satnam’s Punjabi Naans
Sideys:
Salman’s Black Buck Roast
Sanjay Dutt’s Bombay Duck
Musharaff’s Lahoori curry
Saddam Hussein’s Baingan Baath
Malaika Kofta
Aishwarya Raita
And Ram Gopal Verma’s Masala Paapad
Desserts:
Mandakini’s Ras Malai
Nagma’s Gulab Jamun
Arun Gawli’s Shrikand
Booze:
Molotov Cocktails
Al Qaeida’s Bloody Mary
Cigarettes:
Salem Cigarettes with best compliments from Abu Salem.
Take Aways:
KPS Gill’s Moochad Paan
Julio Ribeiro’s Supari
posted by anantha at 1:39 am
4 Comments:
Looks like a good time is about to be had.
did mr. trottier even understand the post he was commenting on?
HAHA! Didn't Pataudi contribute something as well? Hasn't his goose been cooked? ;)
PS: First time here from Karthik's site. Nice blog! :)
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