Cigarette Anagrams: The Truth is Inside
This piece is dedicated to an old friend named Saby, who used to smoke at least 20 ciggies a day. He was smoked out in early 2005 by a vicious disease called throat cancer.
STATUTORY WARNING: The anagrams presented here are purely of trivia value. I cannot be held responsible if this information is used as propaganda material by anti-smoking and cancer care lobbies.
Chesterfield: De Chest Rifle.
Benson & Hedges: Bends & He's Gone.
Charminar: I, Harm Narc.
(Note: Narc. is a short form for narcotic)
Virginia Slims: Is Grim Sin Vial.
Chancellor: Charon Cell.
(Note: In greek mythology, Charon is the boatman who takes souls to hell)
John Players Special: Jay Helps Nail Corpse.
Rothmans: Harms not.
(Even the surgeon general will have a smirk after reading this)
India Kings: Aid Sinking.
Hamlet: Halt me.
(And they say Hamlet is a cigar called happiness)
Bristol: Rib Lost.
Mild Seven: Mend Lives.
Marlboro Lites: Am Obits Roller.
(Obits is the short form for obituaries)
If you uncover more such anagrams, feel free to add to this list.
STATUTORY WARNING: The anagrams presented here are purely of trivia value. I cannot be held responsible if this information is used as propaganda material by anti-smoking and cancer care lobbies.
Chesterfield: De Chest Rifle.
Benson & Hedges: Bends & He's Gone.
Charminar: I, Harm Narc.
(Note: Narc. is a short form for narcotic)
Virginia Slims: Is Grim Sin Vial.
Chancellor: Charon Cell.
(Note: In greek mythology, Charon is the boatman who takes souls to hell)
John Players Special: Jay Helps Nail Corpse.
Rothmans: Harms not.
(Even the surgeon general will have a smirk after reading this)
India Kings: Aid Sinking.
Hamlet: Halt me.
(And they say Hamlet is a cigar called happiness)
Bristol: Rib Lost.
Mild Seven: Mend Lives.
Marlboro Lites: Am Obits Roller.
(Obits is the short form for obituaries)
If you uncover more such anagrams, feel free to add to this list.
posted by anantha at 1:04 am
5 Comments:
Quitter.
Wills Gold Flake - Will (be) Cold (and) Black
where's the alphabet B in Wills Gold Flake? and isn't gold flake a seperate brand?
* Gold Flake Filter = Alleged Forklift / Killed Flat Golfer
* Bristol = Lost Rib
* Scissors filter = Sclerosis First
* Classic Menthol = Slim Chance lost
good ones icarus.
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