Thursday, November 10, 2005

Cigarette Anagrams: The Truth is Inside

This piece is dedicated to an old friend named Saby, who used to smoke at least 20 ciggies a day. He was smoked out in early 2005 by a vicious disease called throat cancer.

STATUTORY WARNING: The anagrams presented here are purely of trivia value. I cannot be held responsible if this information is used as propaganda material by anti-smoking and cancer care lobbies.

Chesterfield: De Chest Rifle.

Benson & Hedges: Bends & He's Gone.

Charminar: I, Harm Narc.
(Note: Narc. is a short form for narcotic)

Virginia Slims: Is Grim Sin Vial.

Chancellor: Charon Cell.
(Note: In greek mythology, Charon is the boatman who takes souls to hell)

John Players Special: Jay Helps Nail Corpse.

Rothmans: Harms not.
(Even the surgeon general will have a smirk after reading this)

India Kings: Aid Sinking.

Hamlet: Halt me.
(And they say Hamlet is a cigar called happiness)

Bristol: Rib Lost.

Mild Seven: Mend Lives.

Marlboro Lites: Am Obits Roller.
(Obits is the short form for obituaries)

If you uncover more such anagrams, feel free to add to this list.

5 Comments:

Blogger √úbermaniam said...

Quitter.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Anwin Joselyn said...

Wills Gold Flake - Will (be) Cold (and) Black

11:41 PM  
Blogger anantha said...

where's the alphabet B in Wills Gold Flake? and isn't gold flake a seperate brand?

2:36 AM  
Blogger icarus prakash said...

* Gold Flake Filter = Alleged Forklift / Killed Flat Golfer
* Bristol = Lost Rib
* Scissors filter = Sclerosis First
* Classic Menthol = Slim Chance lost

11:52 AM  
Blogger anantha said...

good ones icarus.

2:33 PM  

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