Thought Bubble # 17

Can a man be a particle and a wave at the same time? I think so. Here's my proof. To a celestial observer whose one second is equivalent to one human day, a man will appear like a listless vibrating molecule following a random path, often colliding with other molecules. The observer's point of view will be akin to time lapse sequences on a fast forward mode shot from the top. The celestial observer will see the man as a wave while a fellow man on earth will see the man as a particle.