Sum of all Peejays

By Peejay Amritraj

What does a mathematician have for dessert?
Apple Pi

Which Sherlock Holmes story was a best seller with trigonometry buffs?
The Sine of Four

What do you call a mathematician’s fiancée who just missed being his wife?
Approxi-mate

Which TV serial would Rene Descartes watch if he were alive?
The X-files

What is the mathematical term for irrational Sardarjis?
Surds

If Pythagoras were to launch a daily, what would he call it?
Hypotenews

Whose lips are the mathematician's biggest turn-on?
Ellipse's

What do you call a really wicked maths teacher?
Arithmetic Mean

If Jim Carrey were to do a movie on mathematicians, what will the title be?
Numb & Number.

Why do mathematicians spend a lot more time on foreplay?
Because the parts are greater than the hole.