### Sum of all Peejays

*By Peejay Amritraj*

**What does a mathematician have for dessert?**

Apple Pi

**Which Sherlock Holmes story was a best seller with trigonometry buffs?**

The Sine of Four

**What do you call a mathematicianâ€™s fiancĂ©e who just missed being his wife?**

Approxi-mate

**Which TV serial would Rene Descartes watch if he were alive?**

The X-files

**What is the mathematical term for irrational Sardarjis?**

Surds

**If Pythagoras were to launch a daily, what would he call it?**

Hypotenews

**Whose lips are the mathematician's biggest turn-on?**

Ellipse's

**What do you call a really wicked maths teacher?**

Arithmetic Mean

**If Jim Carrey were to do a movie on mathematicians, what will the title be?**

Numb & Number.

**Why do mathematicians spend a lot more time on foreplay?**

Because the parts are greater than the hole.

## 2 Comments:

What would a mathematician tell the ad junta about the 'adlova' blog?

Be there or be square!

the last one was great...

"kooti kazhichhu paatha kanakku seriya varudhu"

add some more will ya??

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