Sunday, May 14, 2006

Arjun Singh’s BC Bela Bath

Extracted from ‘The Unpublished Secrets of Sonia’s Kitchen Cabinet’, a fictitious book that sheds light on some tasteless recipes to win the 2008 polls.

Recipe Ingredients
1/2 cup of 93rd Amendment
1 cup of affirmative action
1/2 cup of thick backward caste paste
5 teaspoons of mandal gun powder
2 cups of chopped seats from IITs, IIMs & Medical Colleges.
4 green chilies of minority appeasement
3 table spoons of ghee to butter liberals
1/2 teaspoon of underprivileged rhetoric
2 teaspoons of merit bashing
1 sprig of media management
1 teaspoon of half truths
1 teaspoon of creamy layer
Salt to taste

Recipe Preparation
1. Wash affirmative action and 93rd amendment together and cook under pressure with the chopped seats till completely done.
2. Add backward caste paste to the above and stir well.
3. Now sprinkle the Mandal gun powder. Mix it. And set aside.
4. Heat the liberal ghee and spice it up with minority appeasement, merit bashing and half truths.
5. When 4 is ready, blend it with 3.
6. Garnish 5 with media management.
7. Add salt to taste power.


Anonymous Kerala Guy said...

:) funny. Man this whole reservation thing is becoming a pain in ass.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Abi said...

Hi: I am a supporter of reservation, so I don't quite agree with what you are getting at. But I still enjoyed your parody. Nice!

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:11 AM  
Anonymous rc said...

You missed two points.

1. Spread the 2" thick creamy layer on top of the dish.

2. Serve it to the people who have already eaten.

Over to my blog.

12:49 AM  
Blogger anantha said...

good one rc.

2:24 AM  
Blogger nevermind said...

that's a typical anti-reservation post. all style and zilch substance;-)

8:30 AM  
Blogger anantha said...

i reserve my comments on that, nevermind :-)

11:20 AM  
Blogger CoolAsh said...

good one!

3:38 PM  
Blogger Rakesh said...

imaginative !!

4:31 AM  

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