THE AMBANI SONG

"Money for Nothing ' rendered by Mukesh & Anil Ambani.
Sung to the tune of the Dire Straits classic.

(Anil wailing in the background)

I want my…

I want my…

I want my MD's seat…

(Mukesh retorts)

Now look at him gujjus that's the way to do it
He’ll say anything for the MD's seat
It ain't workin' and papa’s verdict shows it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now it ain't workin' and mamma also knows it
Lemme tell ya that guy ain't dumb
He’ll maybe get a blister on his little finger
He’ll maybe get a blister on his thumb

I gotta install fiber optic cables
Custom petro refinerieeeeeeees
I gotta move these investment bankers
I gotta woo many MPs please

(Anil still wailing in the background)

I want my…

I want my…

I want my MD's seat…

(Mukesh continues)

See that slick talker with a page 3 smile
Yeah buddy he gels his hair
That slick talker hogs all the limelight
That Casanova has all the fun

I gotta install fiber optic cables
Custom petro refinerieeeeeeees
I gotta move these investment bankers
I gotta woo many MPs please

(Anil decides to taunt Mukesh again)

I want my…

I want my…

I want my MD's seat…

(Mukesh sings angrily)

I shoulda learned to be the playboy
I shoulda learned to twiddle my thumbs
Look at that mama, he’s flirting with another one on camera
Man I could have had some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Garba dance noise?
Bangin' on bong girls like a romeoji
It ain't workin' that's the way he does it
Gets his money for nothin' gets his chicks for free

I gotta install fiber optic cables
Custom petro refinerieeeeeeees
I gotta move these investment bankers
I gotta woo many MPs please

(Anil tries one last time)

I want my…

I want my…

I want my MD's seat…

(Mukesh lashes out)

Now it ain't workin' that's the way he does it
He’ll say anything for the MD's seat
That ain't workin' and mamma also knows it
He gets his money for nothin' gets his chicks for free
Money for nothin' gets chicks for free
Money for nothin’ chicks for free…

Music fades. The next request is for brothers in arms...