Sunday, March 20, 2005

The Epitaphs That Await Them

VP Singh
Reserved for the Mandal Messiah who was 54% backward and 46% forward.

PC Sorcar Jr.
Last seen performing the vanishing act.

Pamela Anderson
Breast In Peace.

Manoj Night Shyamalan
Out filming THE END.

LK Advani
Now on an Atma Rath Yatra.

Alyque Padamsee
Will return after the commercial break.

Abdul Kalam
The Agni man lies here in this Prithvi.

Pranoy Roy
Not in The World This Week.

Harkishen Singh Surjeet
You’re right. He’s left.

Sachin Tendulkar
Back to the pavilion after a great innings.

Pete Sampras
Beat life 6-0, 6-0, 6-0.

Mohammad Azharuddin
Retired hurt.

Sabeer Bhatia
Logged out. You can send your wishes to iamupthere@hotmail.com

Dawood Ibrahim
Gone underworld.

Bill Gates
Error 404.
Await release of Bill Gates 2.0.

Michael Jackson
Wacko Jacko just beat it.

Aamir Khan
Inside rehearsing a grave scene.

Jennifer Lopez
Divorced life. Now flirting with the Reaper.

Amitabh Bachchan
Main Azad Hoon

Aishwarya Rai
Left the universe for the Miss Heaven contest.

PT Usha
She just raced past the finish line.

Vishwanathan Anand
Endgame on. Awaiting god’s move.

Andy Grove
Intel Inside

Stephen King
Do not disturb.
Collecting material for Tales of the Crypt.

Steve Bucknor
The third umpire gave him out.

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