My Light, Bulb Jokes

How many Biharis will it take to change a light bulb?
3516. 1000 to install a power plant. 2000 to ensure there’s no theft of power. 500 to spot a working bulb. 10 to install it. 5 to prevent theft of new bulb, socket and wire. And 1 person to bribe all these 3515 people.

How many UP-ites will it take to change a light bulb?
3517. Because Uttar Prades is always one up on Bihar.

How many Bengalis will it take to change a light bulb?
5 crores. Because the only way to get some one to change a bulb in communist Bengal is to change the government.

How many Sardarjis will it take to change a light bulb?
None. Because they are all tube lights.

How many Mallus will it take to replace a light bulb?
Two. One, to go to Gulf to earn enough money to buy a light bulb. And the second to replace the old bulb.

How many Kashmiris will it take to change a light bulb?
None. If it’s made in India.

How many Eunuchs will it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six.

How many Indian Cricketers will it take to change a light bulb?
18. Twelve to accept defeat. A foreign coach to take the blame. And 5 selectors to do the chop and change.

How many MPs will it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Because they prefer to screw the nation instead.

How many BJPians will it take to change a light bulb?
501. 300 to demolish the old bulb. 200 to do the shila pujan. And 1 kar sevak to install a swadesi bulb in a jiffy.

How many Congressmen will it take to change a light bulb?
30,000,003. Thirty million congressmen to beg Sonia Gandhi to do the job. Who in turn will listen to her inner voice and sacrifice the job to her son Rahul & daughter Priyanka.