Their Reasons For Existence

Philosopher: I think therefore I am.

Boozer: I drink therefore I am.

Chemist: I Zinc therefore I am.

Networker: I link therefore I am.

Psychologist: I shrink therefore I am.

Fashion Designer: I mink therefore I am.

Skater: I rink therefore I am.

Writer: I ink therefore I am.

Entrepreneur: I inc. therefore I am.

Web Designer: I hyperlink therefore I am.

Chinese: I chink therefore I am.

Gay: I kink therefore I am.

Coward: I blink therefore I am.

Floydian: I pink therefore I am.

Broadcaster: I uplink therefore I am.

Dishwasher: I sink therefore I am.

Sound Engineer: I sync therefore I am.

Foul Mouth: I stink therefore I am.

Clock: I think therefore I a.m. & p.m.

Opthalmologist: Eye think therefore I am.

Procrastinator: I think…um…I think…

Split Personality: We think therefore we are.

Blonde: Me? Think?