Sunday, March 20, 2005

Their Reasons For Existence

Philosopher: I think therefore I am.

Boozer: I drink therefore I am.

Chemist: I Zinc therefore I am.

Networker: I link therefore I am.

Psychologist: I shrink therefore I am.

Fashion Designer: I mink therefore I am.

Skater: I rink therefore I am.

Writer: I ink therefore I am.

Entrepreneur: I inc. therefore I am.

Web Designer: I hyperlink therefore I am.

Chinese: I chink therefore I am.

Gay: I kink therefore I am.

Coward: I blink therefore I am.

Floydian: I pink therefore I am.

Broadcaster: I uplink therefore I am.

Dishwasher: I sink therefore I am.

Sound Engineer: I sync therefore I am.

Foul Mouth: I stink therefore I am.

Clock: I think therefore I a.m. & p.m.

Opthalmologist: Eye think therefore I am.

Procrastinator: I think…um…I think…

Split Personality: We think therefore we are.

Blonde: Me? Think?

2 Comments:

Anonymous grapevine said...

nice one.

One small change.

Instead of Psychologist, the more appropriate one would be "Psychiatrist" IMHO.

4:23 AM  
Anonymous grapevine said...

Moron: I don't think, therefore I am

4:28 AM  

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