The Future According To Astrodamus
I was feeling bored with the present. Thought I’ll take a peek into the future. This is what I saw:
1. India celebrates 100 years of Independence by hosting the Summer Olympics in 2048.
2. Barak Obama will be the next Vice President of the United States of America.
3. England will lift the Cricket World Cup in West Indies.
4. George Dubya Bush will launch no new wars in his second tenure.
5. AR Rehman will win a Grammy Award by 2008.
6. Tony Blair faces surprise defeat in the UK elections.
7. Mohammad Kaif emerges as the Indian Captain in 2008.
8. Pakistan has a new leader in 2006.
9. Hrithik Roshan and Rani Mukherjee will be the dark horses from Bollywood who will land plum roles in many Hollywood films.
10. India will have 30 states by 2010.
11. There will be a new demand for a state of Jammu.
12. Jayalalitha will lose the next assembly elections in Tamil Nadu.
13. Tom Hanks will contest for the US Presidency in 2012.
14. P. Harikrishna does an Anand by emerging as a world champion.
15. Manoj Night Shyamalan will end up with 2 Oscars by the time he retires.
16. The next Indian Prime Minister will neither be from Congress nor the BJP.
17. Pakistan gets its first IIT in 2008. It is instituted in Lahore.
18. Under relentless pressure from the US troops, Osama Bin Laden commits suicide in 2006.
19. Unrest in China as economic boom turns into a bust in 2010.
20. China on the verge of a break up. Demand for a Taiwanese China. The US backs this demand. China threatens war. So a distinct possibility of a war exists in 2011.
21. Democracy introduced in Saudi Arabia in 2010. Radicals win massive mandate.
22. Turbulence in the BJP in 2007.
23. Public announcement of human cloning stuns the world in 2008.
24. Google launches fingerprint search, blood group search, stem cell search, apartment search and advertising search by 2012.
25. Interplanetary Internet launched in 2015. Mars becomes the second planet to have an Internet connection.
Only time will tell if I am right or wrong.
1. India celebrates 100 years of Independence by hosting the Summer Olympics in 2048.
2. Barak Obama will be the next Vice President of the United States of America.
3. England will lift the Cricket World Cup in West Indies.
4. George Dubya Bush will launch no new wars in his second tenure.
5. AR Rehman will win a Grammy Award by 2008.
6. Tony Blair faces surprise defeat in the UK elections.
7. Mohammad Kaif emerges as the Indian Captain in 2008.
8. Pakistan has a new leader in 2006.
9. Hrithik Roshan and Rani Mukherjee will be the dark horses from Bollywood who will land plum roles in many Hollywood films.
10. India will have 30 states by 2010.
11. There will be a new demand for a state of Jammu.
12. Jayalalitha will lose the next assembly elections in Tamil Nadu.
13. Tom Hanks will contest for the US Presidency in 2012.
14. P. Harikrishna does an Anand by emerging as a world champion.
15. Manoj Night Shyamalan will end up with 2 Oscars by the time he retires.
16. The next Indian Prime Minister will neither be from Congress nor the BJP.
17. Pakistan gets its first IIT in 2008. It is instituted in Lahore.
18. Under relentless pressure from the US troops, Osama Bin Laden commits suicide in 2006.
19. Unrest in China as economic boom turns into a bust in 2010.
20. China on the verge of a break up. Demand for a Taiwanese China. The US backs this demand. China threatens war. So a distinct possibility of a war exists in 2011.
21. Democracy introduced in Saudi Arabia in 2010. Radicals win massive mandate.
22. Turbulence in the BJP in 2007.
23. Public announcement of human cloning stuns the world in 2008.
24. Google launches fingerprint search, blood group search, stem cell search, apartment search and advertising search by 2012.
25. Interplanetary Internet launched in 2015. Mars becomes the second planet to have an Internet connection.
Only time will tell if I am right or wrong.
posted by anantha at 4:13 am
10 Comments:
1948 summer olympics? you mean 2148, right?
i think he means once the human race is nearly wiped out and then the remaining population starts once again from 0
part of #24 - is here
how abt google remote search or a car key search??
typo. the fossil that i am, i typed 1948 instead of 2048.
Numbers 2 and 4 frighten the living daylights out of me. Number 2 because it is possible and 4 because it is probable.
I hope 2 and 4 come true. 6 is no, because the Conservatives would be worse than Blair. I think 13 should have Schwarznegger (if they change the Constitution by then) or some other rabid, gun-toting "macho" Republican nominee rather than someone like Hanks. 18 would be good, as would 21 and 22 while 23 may happen sooner than that. 25...is the only one which is too soon for us.
stop it, arun! ur behaving badly again!
Just 30 states for India? I forsee 60, and with 45 in the present area of Banglore itself.
Tamil Nadu will disintegrate into 15 provinces, with j's clone in each.
miss it a little bit on number3 obama president
so he claims all this will happen.Yea it will happen because people will make it happen.people will read this and make it happen so how do we know it is the future and its not people doing it to make ir real. hard to explain but thats my point of veiw on this matter.
how about your future.He didnt discussed about you?
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